
Clousta, Shetland Islands
Press Releases in Clousta
Nobody in Clousta rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Clousta businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clousta businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases clousta"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Clousta map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clousta is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Clousta
Clousta is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Clousta are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Clousta process.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Clousta
Okafor Ltd — Clousta. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Clousta: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Clousta page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Clousta bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Press Releases near Clousta
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clousta town centre.
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- Press Releases in East Burrafirth6 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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