Clousta, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Clousta
Clousta isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Clousta businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clousta businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media clousta"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Clousta map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clousta is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Clousta
Clousta is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Clousta. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Clousta, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Clousta business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Clousta
Hargreaves & Daughters — Clousta. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Clousta: Services
Everything below has its own Clousta page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Clousta bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Clousta
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clousta town centre.
- Social Media in Noonsbrough2 km
- Social Media in Braewick3 km
- Social Media in Brindister3 km
- Social Media in Unifirth3 km
- Social Media in Aith4 km
- Social Media in Twatt4 km
- Social Media in East Houlland5 km
- Social Media in Tumblin5 km
- Social Media in Effirth5 km
- Social Media in Bixter5 km
- Social Media in East Burrafirth6 km
- Social Media in West Burrafirth6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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