Cluddley, Telford and Wrekin
Slate Carving in Cluddley
Your competitors in Cluddley are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cluddley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cluddley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cluddley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cluddley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cluddley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cluddley
You won't win Cluddley on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Cluddley business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cluddley
Pemberton Bros — Cluddley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cluddley: Services
Everything below has its own Cluddley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cluddley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cluddley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cluddley town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Allscott3 km
- Slate Carving in Uppington3 km
- Slate Carving in New Works3 km
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- Slate Carving in Leegomery4 km
- Slate Carving in Little Worth4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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