Clunes, Highland
Slate Carving in Clunes
Your competitors in Clunes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Clunes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Clunes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving clunes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Clunes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Clunes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Clunes
You won't win Clunes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Clunes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Clunes
Kowalczyk Bros — Clunes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Clunes: Services
Everything below has its own Clunes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Clunes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Clunes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Clunes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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