Cocagne, Guernsey
Jackets in Cocagne
Nobody in Cocagne rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £45
What jackets looks like round here
Professional outerwear embroidered or printed for your team.
We work with Cocagne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cocagne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "jackets cocagne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Jackets — the Cocagne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cocagne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Jackets, and a word about Cocagne
Cocagne is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Cocagne are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cocagne job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Jackets in Cocagne
Bellamy Trading — Cocagne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cocagne: Workwear
Everything below has its own Cocagne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Jackets without the Cocagne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Jackets near Cocagne
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cocagne town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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