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Cold Christmas, Hertfordshire

Website Audits in Cold Christmas

Nobody in Cold Christmas rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Cold Christmas businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Cold Christmas businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits cold christmas"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Cold Christmas map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cold Christmas is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Cold Christmas

Cold Christmas is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Cold Christmas are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cold Christmas job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Cold Christmas

Whitlock & Co — Cold Christmas. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 62

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.8s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Cold Christmas: SEO

Everything below has its own Cold Christmas page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Cold Christmas bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Cold Christmas

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cold Christmas town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.