Coldean, Brighton and Hove
Social Media in Coldean
Half the Coldean search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Coldean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coldean businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media coldean"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Coldean map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coldean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Coldean
You won't win Coldean on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Brighton and Hove isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Coldean process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Coldean
Okafor Ltd — Coldean. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Coldean: Services
Everything below has its own Coldean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Coldean bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Coldean
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coldean town centre.
- Social Media in Stanmernext door
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- Social Media in Moulsecoomb2 km
- Social Media in Bevendean2 km
- Social Media in Falmer2 km
- Social Media in Hollingdean3 km
- Social Media in Patcham3 km
- Social Media in Waterhall4 km
- Social Media in Preston Park4 km
- Social Media in Withdean4 km
- Social Media in Woodingdean4 km
- Social Media in Whitehawk4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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