
Connor, Mid and East Antrim
Slate Carving in Connor
Connor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Connor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Connor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving connor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,778 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Connor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Connor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Connor
Connor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Connor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Connor business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Connor
Pemberton Bros — Connor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 72
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Connor: Services
Everything below has its own Connor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Connor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Connor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Connor town centre.
- Slate Carving in Kells1 km
- Slate Carving in Moorfields4 km
- Slate Carving in Scolboa6 km
- Slate Carving in Magheralane7 km
- Slate Carving in Ballymena9 km
- Slate Carving in Doagh9 km
- Slate Carving in Randalstown9 km
- Slate Carving in Antrim10 km
- Slate Carving in Whitesides Corner10 km
- Slate Carving in Broughshane10 km
- Slate Carving in Galgorm11 km
- Slate Carving in Parkgate11 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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