Kells, Mid and East Antrim
Slate Carving in Kells
Kells isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Kells businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kells businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving kells"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Kells map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kells is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Kells
Kells is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Kells are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Kells, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Kells job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Kells
Ashworth & Daughters — Kells. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 32
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Kells: Services
Everything below has its own Kells page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Kells bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Kells
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kells town centre.
- Slate Carving in Connor1 km
- Slate Carving in Moorfields5 km
- Slate Carving in Magheralane6 km
- Slate Carving in Scolboa7 km
- Slate Carving in Ballymena8 km
- Slate Carving in Whitesides Corner9 km
- Slate Carving in Randalstown9 km
- Slate Carving in Antrim9 km
- Slate Carving in Galgorm10 km
- Slate Carving in Doagh10 km
- Slate Carving in Broughshane10 km
- Slate Carving in Parkgate12 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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