Cooling, Medway
Website Audits in Cooling
Nobody in Cooling rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Cooling businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cooling businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits cooling"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Cooling map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cooling is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Cooling
Cooling is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Cooling are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Cooling business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Cooling
Pemberton Bros — Cooling. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cooling: SEO
Everything below has its own Cooling page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Cooling bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Cooling
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cooling town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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