
Copnor, Portsmouth
Slate Carving in Copnor
Copnor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Copnor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Copnor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving copnor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Copnor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Copnor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Copnor
Copnor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Copnor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Copnor business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Copnor
Kowalczyk Bros — Copnor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Copnor: Services
Everything below has its own Copnor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Copnor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Copnor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Copnor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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