Coryates, Dorset
Slate Carving in Coryates
Half the Coryates search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Coryates businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Coryates businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving coryates"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Coryates map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Coryates is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Coryates
You won't win Coryates on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Coryates job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Coryates
Rowntree Ltd — Coryates. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Coryates: Services
Everything below has its own Coryates page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Coryates bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Coryates
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Coryates town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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