Crafthole, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Crafthole
Half the Crafthole search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Crafthole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crafthole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving crafthole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Crafthole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crafthole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Crafthole
You won't win Crafthole on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crafthole job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Crafthole
Pemberton Bros — Crafthole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crafthole: Services
Everything below has its own Crafthole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Crafthole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Crafthole
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crafthole town centre.
- Slate Carving in Portwrinklenext door
- Slate Carving in Sheviocknext door
- Slate Carving in Saint Germans3 km
- Slate Carving in Polbathic3 km
- Slate Carving in Antony3 km
- Slate Carving in Freathy4 km
- Slate Carving in Markwell4 km
- Slate Carving in St John4 km
- Slate Carving in Narkurs5 km
- Slate Carving in Trevollard5 km
- Slate Carving in Downderry5 km
- Slate Carving in St Erney5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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