Cranage, Cheshire East
Slate Carving in Cranage
Cranage isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cranage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cranage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cranage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cranage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cranage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cranage
Cranage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Cranage, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Cranage business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cranage
Braithwaite Group — Cranage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 32
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cranage: Services
Everything below has its own Cranage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cranage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cranage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cranage town centre.
- Slate Carving in Holmes Chapel1 km
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- Slate Carving in Sproston Green3 km
- Slate Carving in Goostrey3 km
- Slate Carving in Twemlow Green3 km
- Slate Carving in Allostock3 km
- Slate Carving in Byley4 km
- Slate Carving in Boots Green4 km
- Slate Carving in Blackden Heath4 km
- Slate Carving in Brereton Green5 km
- Slate Carving in Peover Superior5 km
- Slate Carving in Bradwall5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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