Crew Upper, Derry City and Strabane
Social Media in Crew Upper
Half the Crew Upper search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crew Upper businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crew Upper businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crew upper"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crew Upper map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crew Upper is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crew Upper
You won't win Crew Upper on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Derry City and Strabane isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Crew Upper business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crew Upper
Kaur & Co — Crew Upper. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crew Upper: Services
Everything below has its own Crew Upper page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crew Upper bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crew Upper
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crew Upper town centre.
- Social Media in Crew1 km
- Social Media in Magheracreggan2 km
- Social Media in Crew Lower2 km
- Social Media in Castlederg4 km
- Social Media in Ardstraw5 km
- Social Media in Bellway6 km
- Social Media in Victoria Bridge7 km
- Social Media in Mulvin7 km
- Social Media in Mourne Beg7 km
- Social Media in Pullyernan8 km
- Social Media in Douglas Bridge8 km
- Social Media in Killen8 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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