
Crew, Derry City and Strabane
Slate Carving in Crew
Crew isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Crew businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crew businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving crew"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Crew map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crew is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Crew
Crew is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Derry City and Strabane isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Crew, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crew job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Crew
Kowalczyk Bros — Crew. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crew: Services
Everything below has its own Crew page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Crew bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Crew
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crew town centre.
- Slate Carving in Crew Upper1 km
- Slate Carving in Crew Lower2 km
- Slate Carving in Magheracreggan2 km
- Slate Carving in Ardstraw4 km
- Slate Carving in Castlederg5 km
- Slate Carving in Bellway6 km
- Slate Carving in Victoria Bridge6 km
- Slate Carving in Mulvin7 km
- Slate Carving in Douglas Bridge7 km
- Slate Carving in Sion Mills8 km
- Slate Carving in Mourne Beg8 km
- Slate Carving in Bearney9 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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