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Crimchard, Somerset

Slate Carving in Crimchard

Crimchard isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with Crimchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crimchard businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving crimchard"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the Crimchard map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crimchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about Crimchard

Crimchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Crimchard, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Crimchard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in Crimchard

Hargreaves & Daughters — Crimchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Crimchard: Services

Everything below has its own Crimchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the Crimchard bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

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Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near Crimchard

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crimchard town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.