Crimchard, Somerset
Social Media in Crimchard
Nobody in Crimchard rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crimchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crimchard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crimchard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crimchard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crimchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crimchard
Crimchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crimchard job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crimchard
Delaney Group — Crimchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crimchard: Services
Everything below has its own Crimchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crimchard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crimchard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crimchard town centre.
- Social Media in Chardnext door
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- Social Media in Furnham1 km
- Social Media in Chardleigh Green1 km
- Social Media in Jocelyn Park1 km
- Social Media in Wadeford1 km
- Social Media in Pudleigh2 km
- Social Media in Nimmer2 km
- Social Media in Holbear2 km
- Social Media in Cat Tail2 km
- Social Media in Hornsbury2 km
- Social Media in Higher Wambrook3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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