
Crimchard, Somerset
Website Audits in Crimchard
Nobody in Crimchard rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Crimchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crimchard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits crimchard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Crimchard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crimchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Crimchard
Crimchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crimchard process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Crimchard
Kowalczyk Bros — Crimchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crimchard: SEO
Everything below has its own Crimchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Crimchard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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