Crimple, North Yorkshire
Slate Carving in Crimple
Your competitors in Crimple are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Crimple businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crimple businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving crimple"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Crimple map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crimple is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Crimple
You won't win Crimple on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Crimple business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Crimple
Okafor Ltd — Crimple. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 35
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crimple: Services
Everything below has its own Crimple page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Crimple bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Crimple
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crimple town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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