
Cripplesease, Cornwall
Email Automation in Cripplesease
Half the Cripplesease search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with Cripplesease businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cripplesease businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation cripplesease"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the Cripplesease map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cripplesease is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about Cripplesease
You won't win Cripplesease on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Cripplesease job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in Cripplesease
Delaney Group — Cripplesease. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Cripplesease: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Cripplesease page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the Cripplesease bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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