Crock Street, Somerset
Slate Carving in Crock Street
Your competitors in Crock Street are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Crock Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crock Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving crock street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Crock Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crock Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Crock Street
You won't win Crock Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crock Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Crock Street
Prendergast Trading — Crock Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crock Street: Services
Everything below has its own Crock Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Crock Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Crock Street
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crock Street town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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