Crockness, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Crockness
Nobody in Crockness rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Crockness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crockness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy crockness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Crockness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crockness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Crockness
Crockness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Crockness are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Crockness business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Crockness
Ashworth & Daughters — Crockness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Crockness: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Crockness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Crockness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £200Email Copy near Crockness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crockness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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