Hurliness, Orkney Islands
Email Copy in Hurliness
Nobody in Hurliness rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Hurliness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hurliness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy hurliness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Hurliness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hurliness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Hurliness
Hurliness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Hurliness business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Hurliness
Hargreaves & Daughters — Hurliness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 35
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Hurliness: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Hurliness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Hurliness bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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