Crofthandy, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Crofthandy
Your competitors in Crofthandy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Crofthandy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crofthandy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving crofthandy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Crofthandy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofthandy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Crofthandy
You won't win Crofthandy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Crofthandy are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crofthandy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Crofthandy
Okafor Ltd — Crofthandy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 72
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crofthandy: Services
Everything below has its own Crofthandy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Crofthandy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Crofthandy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crofthandy town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Tolcarnenext door
- Slate Carving in Vogue1 km
- Slate Carving in Sparry Bottom1 km
- Slate Carving in Carharrack1 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Ninnis2 km
- Slate Carving in Trefula2 km
- Slate Carving in Higher Ninnis2 km
- Slate Carving in Busveal2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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