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Monthly Social Content in Crofts of Brainjohn

Half the Crofts of Brainjohn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200/mo

What monthly social content looks like round here

A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.

We work with Crofts of Brainjohn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crofts of Brainjohn businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly social content crofts of brainjohn"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Social Content — the Crofts of Brainjohn map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofts of Brainjohn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Social Content, and a word about Crofts of Brainjohn

You won't win Crofts of Brainjohn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Crofts of Brainjohn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Social Content in Crofts of Brainjohn

Bellamy Trading — Crofts of Brainjohn. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

3 → 20

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.4s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Crofts of Brainjohn: Social Media

Everything below has its own Crofts of Brainjohn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Monthly Social Content without the Crofts of Brainjohn bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Monthly Social Content near Crofts of Brainjohn

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crofts of Brainjohn town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.