Crofts of Brainjohn, Aberdeenshire
Social Media in Crofts of Brainjohn
Crofts of Brainjohn isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crofts of Brainjohn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crofts of Brainjohn businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crofts of brainjohn"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crofts of Brainjohn map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crofts of Brainjohn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crofts of Brainjohn
Crofts of Brainjohn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Crofts of Brainjohn, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crofts of Brainjohn job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crofts of Brainjohn
Okafor Ltd — Crofts of Brainjohn. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 35
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crofts of Brainjohn: Services
Everything below has its own Crofts of Brainjohn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crofts of Brainjohn bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crofts of Brainjohn
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crofts of Brainjohn town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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