Crooked Billet, Greater London
SEO in Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with Crooked Billet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crooked Billet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo crooked billet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the Crooked Billet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crooked Billet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about Crooked Billet
Crooked Billet is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Crooked Billet are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Crooked Billet, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crooked Billet process.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in Crooked Billet
Rowntree Ltd — Crooked Billet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crooked Billet: Services
Everything below has its own Crooked Billet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the Crooked Billet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near Crooked Billet
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crooked Billet town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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