Crooked Billet, Greater London
AI & Automation in Crooked Billet
Half the Crooked Billet search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What ai & automation looks like round here
Let robots do the repetitive shit so you can do the work that pays.
We work with Crooked Billet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crooked Billet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai & automation crooked billet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI & Automation — the Crooked Billet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crooked Billet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI & Automation, and a word about Crooked Billet
You won't win Crooked Billet on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Crooked Billet. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Crooked Billet business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: AI & Automation in Crooked Billet
Prendergast Trading — Crooked Billet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Crooked Billet: Services
Everything below has its own Crooked Billet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI & Automation without the Crooked Billet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
from £249More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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