Crookedholm, East Ayrshire
Social Media in Crookedholm
Crookedholm isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crookedholm businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crookedholm businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crookedholm"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crookedholm map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crookedholm is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crookedholm
Crookedholm is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Crookedholm, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crookedholm process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crookedholm
Ashworth & Daughters — Crookedholm. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crookedholm: Services
Everything below has its own Crookedholm page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crookedholm bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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