Crookness, Orkney Islands
Website Audits in Crookness
Crookness isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Crookness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crookness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits crookness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Crookness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crookness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Crookness
Crookness is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Crookness are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Crookness, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crookness process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Crookness
Kowalczyk Bros — Crookness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Crookness: SEO
Everything below has its own Crookness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Crookness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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