Cross o' th' hands, Derbyshire
Memorial Plaques in Cross o' th' hands
Half the Cross o' th' hands search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100
What memorial plaques looks like round here
Respectful, lasting memorials crafted in slate.
We work with Cross o' th' hands businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cross o' th' hands businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "memorial plaques cross o' th' hands"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Memorial Plaques — the Cross o' th' hands map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cross o' th' hands is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Memorial Plaques, and a word about Cross o' th' hands
You won't win Cross o' th' hands on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Cross o' th' hands business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Memorial Plaques in Cross o' th' hands
Duffy & Sons — Cross o' th' hands. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cross o' th' hands: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Cross o' th' hands page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Memorial Plaques without the Cross o' th' hands bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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