Cross o' th' hands, Derbyshire
Slate Carving in Cross o' th' hands
Your competitors in Cross o' th' hands are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cross o' th' hands businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cross o' th' hands businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cross o' th' hands"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cross o' th' hands map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cross o' th' hands is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cross o' th' hands
You won't win Cross o' th' hands on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cross o' th' hands process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cross o' th' hands
Nowak Services — Cross o' th' hands. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cross o' th' hands: Services
Everything below has its own Cross o' th' hands page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cross o' th' hands bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cross o' th' hands
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cross o' th' hands town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Idridgehay2 km
- Slate Carving in Cowers Lane2 km
- Slate Carving in Windley3 km
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- Slate Carving in Upper Biggin3 km
- Slate Carving in Mugginton3 km
- Slate Carving in Hulland4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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