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Everything in Crudie

Crudie, Aberdeenshire

SMS Automation in Crudie

Nobody in Crudie rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £350

What sms automation looks like round here

Text reminders, confirmations and promotions delivered automatically.

We work with Crudie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Crudie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "sms automation crudie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

SMS Automation — the Crudie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crudie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

SMS Automation, and a word about Crudie

Crudie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Crudie process.

Real-world example

Example: SMS Automation in Crudie

Merriman & Sons — Crudie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 65

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.6s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Crudie: AI & Automation

Everything below has its own Crudie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI Appointment BookingAI ChatbotsAI Content CreationAI Customer SupportAI Quote SystemsBusiness Process AutomationCRM IntegrationEmail AutomationWorkflow AutomationBusiness Websites

SMS Automation without the Crudie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All ai & automation
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AI Appointment Booking

Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.

from £399More ai & automation

AI Chatbots

Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.

from £249More ai & automation

AI Content Creation

Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.

from £100/page

SMS Automation near Crudie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crudie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.