Crumlin, Caerphilly County Borough
Social Media in Crumlin
Half the Crumlin search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Crumlin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Crumlin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media crumlin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 5,947 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Crumlin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Crumlin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Crumlin
You won't win Crumlin on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Crumlin job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Crumlin
Rowntree Ltd — Crumlin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 24
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Crumlin: Services
Everything below has its own Crumlin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Crumlin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Crumlin
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Crumlin town centre.
- Social Media in Glenavy3 km
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- Social Media in Ballymacrevan6 km
- Social Media in Dundrod6 km
- Social Media in Muckamore8 km
- Social Media in Carmavy8 km
- Social Media in Stonyford9 km
- Social Media in Dunadry9 km
- Social Media in Ballinderry Lower9 km
- Social Media in Ballinderry Upper10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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