Cumnor, Oxfordshire
Slate Carving in Cumnor
Half the Cumnor search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Cumnor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cumnor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving cumnor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Cumnor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cumnor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Cumnor
You won't win Cumnor on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Cumnor business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Cumnor
Kowalczyk Bros — Cumnor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Cumnor: Services
Everything below has its own Cumnor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Cumnor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Cumnor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Cumnor town centre.
- Slate Carving in Chawleynext door
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- Slate Carving in Cumnor Hill2 km
- Slate Carving in Harcourt Hill3 km
- Slate Carving in Farmoor3 km
- Slate Carving in North Hinksey3 km
- Slate Carving in Appleton3 km
- Slate Carving in Boars Hill3 km
- Slate Carving in Dry Sanford4 km
- Slate Carving in New Botley4 km
- Slate Carving in Northmoor4 km
- Slate Carving in Osney4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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