Cupid's Corner, Essex
Website Audits in Cupid's Corner
Half the Cupid's Corner search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Cupid's Corner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Cupid's Corner businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits cupid's corner"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Cupid's Corner map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Cupid's Corner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Cupid's Corner
You won't win Cupid's Corner on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Cupid's Corner are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Cupid's Corner process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Cupid's Corner
Ashworth & Daughters — Cupid's Corner. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Cupid's Corner: SEO
Everything below has its own Cupid's Corner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Cupid's Corner bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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