
Currie, City of Edinburgh
Garden Signs in Currie
Your competitors in Currie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £55
What garden signs looks like round here
Slate markers and labels for gardens and allotments.
We work with Currie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Currie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "garden signs currie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 6,500 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Garden Signs — the Currie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Currie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Garden Signs, and a word about Currie
You won't win Currie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Currie process.
Real-world example
Example: Garden Signs in Currie
Okafor Ltd — Currie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 45
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Currie: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Currie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Garden Signs without the Currie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Garden Signs near Currie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Currie town centre.
- Garden Signs in Blinkbonnynext door
- Garden Signs in Juniper Green2 km
- Garden Signs in Riccarton2 km
- Garden Signs in Baberton2 km
- Garden Signs in Gowanhill2 km
- Garden Signs in Balerno2 km
- Garden Signs in Woodhall2 km
- Garden Signs in Malleny Mills2 km
- Garden Signs in Hailes3 km
- Garden Signs in Hermiston3 km
- Garden Signs in Bonaly3 km
- Garden Signs in Sighthill3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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