Custards, Hampshire
Brand Guidelines in Custards
Your competitors in Custards are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Custards
You won't win Custards on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Hampshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Custards business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Custards
Duffy & Sons — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Custards: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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