
Custards, Hampshire
Logo Design in Custards
Nobody in Custards rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £350
What logo design looks like round here
Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "logo design custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Logo Design — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Logo Design, and a word about Custards
Custards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custards process.
Real-world example
Example: Logo Design in Custards
Pemberton Bros — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 21
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Custards: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Logo Design without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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