
Custards, Hampshire
Google Ads in Custards
Custards isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about Custards
Custards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Custards, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Custards job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in Custards
Ashworth & Daughters — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Custards: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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