Custards, Hampshire
Marketing Strategy in Custards
Custards isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about Custards
Custards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Custards, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Custards job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in Custards
Pemberton Bros — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Custards: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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