
Custards, Hampshire
Instagram Setup in Custards
Custards isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What instagram setup looks like round here
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custards businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "instagram setup custards"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Instagram Setup — the Custards map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Instagram Setup, and a word about Custards
Custards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Custards. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Custards, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custards process.
Real-world example
Example: Instagram Setup in Custards
Pemberton Bros — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 46
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Custards: Social Media
Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Instagram Setup without the Custards bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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