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X (Twitter) Setup in Custards

Custards isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What x (twitter) setup looks like round here

Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.

We work with Custards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Custards businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup custards"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

X (Twitter) Setup — the Custards map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about Custards

Custards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Custards are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Custards, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Custards process.

Real-world example

Example: X (Twitter) Setup in Custards

Braithwaite Group — Custards. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 57

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.1s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1500

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Custards: Social Media

Everything below has its own Custards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

X (Twitter) Setup without the Custards bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

X (Twitter) Setup near Custards

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Custards town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.