
Custom House, Greater London
Analytics in Custom House
Half the Custom House search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Custom House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Custom House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics custom house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Custom House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Custom House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Custom House
You won't win Custom House on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Custom House job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Custom House
Nowak Services — Custom House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Custom House: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Custom House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Custom House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Custom House
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Custom House town centre.
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- Analytics in Beckton2 km
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- Analytics in Trinity Buoy Wharf2 km
- Analytics in Upton Park2 km
- Analytics in Boleyn2 km
- Analytics in East Ham South2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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