Delph, Borough of Oldham
Slate Carving in Delph
Nobody in Delph rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Delph businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Delph businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving delph"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,899 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Delph map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Delph is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Delph
Delph is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Delph job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Delph
Ashworth & Daughters — Delph. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 35
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Delph: Services
Everything below has its own Delph page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Delph bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Delph
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Delph town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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