Dens, Aberdeenshire
Social Media in Dens
Half the Dens search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Dens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Dens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media dens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Dens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Dens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Dens
You won't win Dens on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Dens job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Dens
Okafor Ltd — Dens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Dens: Services
Everything below has its own Dens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Dens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Dens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Dens town centre.
- Social Media in Nether Kinmundy3 km
- Social Media in Aldie4 km
- Social Media in Sandfordhill4 km
- Social Media in Meethill4 km
- Social Media in Inverugie Mill4 km
- Social Media in Middle Grange4 km
- Social Media in Invernettie4 km
- Social Media in Coplandhill4 km
- Social Media in Clerkhill4 km
- Social Media in Burnhaven4 km
- Social Media in Longhaven5 km
- Social Media in Grange Gardens5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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