
Devil's Den, Kent
Analytics in Devil's Den
Nobody in Devil's Den rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Devil's Den businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Devil's Den businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics devil's den"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Devil's Den map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Devil's Den is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Devil's Den
Devil's Den is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Devil's Den business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Devil's Den
Okafor Ltd — Devil's Den. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Devil's Den: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Devil's Den page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Devil's Den bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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