
The Harbour, Kent
Analytics in The Harbour
The Harbour isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Harbour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Harbour businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the harbour"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Harbour map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Harbour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Harbour
The Harbour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to The Harbour, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Harbour business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Harbour
Whitlock & Co — The Harbour. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Harbour: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Harbour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Harbour bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Harbour
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Harbour town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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