East Taphouse, Cornwall
Website Audits in East Taphouse
East Taphouse isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with East Taphouse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why East Taphouse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits east taphouse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the East Taphouse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where East Taphouse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about East Taphouse
East Taphouse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to East Taphouse, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the East Taphouse process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in East Taphouse
Duffy & Sons — East Taphouse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in East Taphouse: SEO
Everything below has its own East Taphouse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the East Taphouse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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